AND FOR YOU FANS of British cars in general, and Lucas Electrics in particular, THIS PAGE IS FOR YOU!!!
	State Mottos That Didn't Make It

A pressing theological question is now answered! Acura Integra: I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune selling the engine to some kid with a Civic. BMW 745 (2003): I have always wanted to own the Pontiac Aztek of German Luxury Sedans Buick Allure: I know what LaCrosse means in English Buick Allure: Je sais ce que signifie LaCrosse en anglais Buick Park Avenue: I am older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac BLS: Ich habe nichts vom Cimarron erlernt Cadillac Catera: I learned nothing from the Cimarron Cadillac CTS: I learned nothing from the Catera Cadillac Eldorado: I am a pimp Cadillac Escalade EXT: I enjoy scaring small children Cadillac Deville: I am a very good Mary Kay Salesperson Cadillac XLR: I learned nothing from the Allanté Chevrolet Avalanche: I really enjoy scaring small children Chevrolet Blazer: I would not be caught dead in a Ford Explorer Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating up people Chevrolet Caprice: I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them Chevrolet Cavalier coupe: I start 11th grade in the fall Chevrolet Chevette: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'vette. Chevrolet Corvair: I will beat you up if you ask me if I voted for Ralph Nader Chevrolet Corvette: I am having a mid-life crisis Chevrolet El Camino: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Chevrolet Suburban: I have seen The Passion of the Christ 25 times Chevrolet Tracker: I start 12th grade in the fall Chrysler P.T. Cruiser: I know, I know. I think it should have been a Plymouth, too. Chevrolet Trailblazer: I have always wanted to own the Buick Rainier, GMC Envoy, Isuzu Ascender, Oldsmobile Bravada and/or SAAB 9-7X of SUVs. Chrysler Voyager: I am a soccer mom Citroen 2CV: Je trouve vos sembler d'automobile étranges, aussi Dodge Caravan: I am a little league mom Daewoo Leganza: I have always wanted to own the Oldsmobile of Korean automobiles Dodge Diplomat: I used to enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them Dodge Durango: I will not be caught dead in a Ford Explorer Dodge Neon: I cannot stand the Macarena Dodge Power Wagon: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Ford Crown Victoria: I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them Ford Excursion: I love the spotted owl. Tastes just like bald eagle Ford Expedition: I have always wanted to own the Range Rover of American SUVs Ford Explorer: I would not be caught dead in a minivan Ford Mustang Cobra: I slow down to 85 in school zones Ford Ranchero: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Honda Accord: I am getting tired of those What Would Jesus Drive? jokes. Honda Civic: I have seen The Fast and the Furious 25 times Honda Civic Hybrid: I haven't Hummer H1: I pronouce it Kuh-lee-for-nee-ah. Hummer H2: I love the spotted owl. Tastes just like California condor. Hyundai Accent: I delivered pizza for years in order to get this car Infiniti Q45: I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending Jaguar XK8: I sold my Enron stock just in time Kia Rio: I didn't Kia Spectra: I learned nothing from the Hyundai Elantra Lexus LS400: I am the lawyer suing the owner of the Infiniti Q45 Lincoln Navigator: I don't bother comparing gas prices Lincoln Town Car: I have always wanted to own a Lincoln even uglier than their 1958 line-up Maybach: I will beat you up if you ask me if I am a professional athlete. Mazda Miata: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler Mercury Grand Marquis: I live for bridge and covered supper dishes Mercury Sable Station Wagon: I am afraid of my wife Mercedes 600SL: I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph Mini (Austin, British Leyland, BMC, Cooper, Morris, Rover, etc.): I have seen The Italian Job 25 times Mini (BMW): I have seen The Italian Job 25 times Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII: I eat Subaru WRX's for breakfast MGB: I am dating a mechanic Nissan Altima: I don't know what it means, either Nissan Maxima: I am still in the closet Nissan Sentra: I am an accountant and I voted for George W. Bush Nissan Tsuru: Soy contable y voté por Vicente Fox. Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings Oldsmobile Bravada: I know, I know. At least they're killing the Aztek, too. Oldsmobile Cutlass: I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts Oldsmobile Cutlass Cruiser: I get carsick driving minivans Oldsmobile Delta 88 Diesel: I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List Opel Vectra: Ich habe wünschte immer zu eigenem den Saturn LS300 Chevrolet Malibu der deutschen Familie sedans. Plymouth Breeze: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a Mercedes-Benz product that is no longer being made. Plymouth Neon: I enjoy the Macarena Plymouth Voyager: I am still a soccer mom Pontiac Aztek: I am getting paid to drive this thing Pontiac Firebird: I still watch Rockford Files reruns Pontiac Trans Am: I have a switchblade in my sock Pontiac Vibe: I have always wanted to drive the Toyota Matrix of American compact wagons Porsche 928: I am dating big-haired women who would otherwise be inaccessable to me Range Rover: I have always wanted to own the BMW X5 Ford Expedition of British SUVs Rolls Royce Silver Shadow: I think Maggie Thatcher is a touch too Whig for me Rover 3500: I am married to a mechanic SAAB 900: I do not care about J.D. Powers or his surveys Saturn ION: I do not care about Car and Driver or Automobile Magazine or their road tests Saturn LS300: I am in the Federal Witness Protection program Saturn SL1: I hope someday to make it to a gathering in Spring Hill Saturn SL2: I made it to a gathering in Spring Hill Saturn VUE: I have always wanted to own the Saturn of SUVs Scion xB: I know what "all your base are belong to us" means Subaru WRX: I eat Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII's for lunch Suzuki Grand Vitara I do not want to know what it means Toyota Camry: I have always wanted to own the Chevrolet Biscayne of Japanese family sedans Toyota Corolla: I teach first grade and I voted for both Bush 41 and Bush 43 Toyota Echo: I have always wanted to own a Japanese compact even uglier than the Datsun 710 Toyota Matrix: I have always wanted to own the Pontiac Vibe of Japanese compact wagons Toyota Prius: I have seen Fahrenheit 911 25 times Toyota Sienna: I have heard Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie 25 times Volkswagen Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns. Volkswagen Cabriolet: I am out of the closet Volkswagen Jetta: I enjoy putting out engine fires Volkswagen Microbus: I am tripping right now Volkswagen New Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns Vokswagen Touareg: I can't pronounce it, either Volvo (any): I will beat you up if you ask me about that @#!$%^! Everclear song Volvo 740 Wagon: I am afraid of my wife Words To Live By - Disintegrata

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