Buick Allure: I know what LaCrosse means in English
Buick Allure: Je sais ce que signifie LaCrosse en anglais
Buick Park Avenue: I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac BLS: Ich habe nichts vom Cimarron erlernt
Cadillac Catera: I learned nothing from the Cimarron
Cadillac CTS: I learned nothing from the Catera
Cadillac Eldorado: I am a pimp
Cadillac Escalade EXT: I enjoy scaring small children
Cadillac Deville: I am a very good Mary Kay Salesperson
Cadillac XLR: I learned nothing from the Allanté
Chevrolet Avalanche: I really enjoy scaring small children
Chevrolet Aveo: I start 12th grade in the fall
Chevrolet Blazer: I would not be caught dead in a Ford Explorer
Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating up people
Chevrolet Caprice: I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
Chevrolet Chevette: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'vette.
Chevrolet Corvair: I will beat you up if you ask me if I voted for Ralph Nader
Chevrolet Corvette: I am having a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Chevrolet HHR: I would not be caught dead in a PT Cruiser
Chevrolet Suburban: I have seen The Passion of the Christ 25 times
Chrysler P.T. Cruiser: I would not be caught dead in a Chevrolet HHR.
Chrysler Voyager: I am a soccer mom
Citroen 2CV: Je trouve vos sembler d'automobile étranges, aussi
Dodge Caravan: I am a little league mom
Daewoo Leganza: I have always wanted to own the Oldsmobile of Korean automobiles
Dodge Diplomat: I used to enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
Dodge Durango: I will not be caught dead in a Ford Explorer
Dodge Neon: I cannot stand the Macarena
Dodge Power Wagon: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Ford Crown Victoria: I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
Ford Excursion: I love the spotted owl. Tastes just like bald eagle
Ford Explorer: I would not be caught dead in a minivan
Ford Mustang Cobra: I slow down to 85 in school zones
Honda Civic: I have seen
The Fast and the Furious 25 times
Honda Civic Hybrid: I haven't
Hummer H1: I pronouce it Kuh-lee-for-nee-ah.
Hummer H2: I love the spotted owl. Tastes just like California condor.
Hyundai Accent: I delivered pizza for years in order to get this car
Infiniti Q45: I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending
Jaguar XK8: I sold my Enron stock just in time
Kia Rio: I didn't
Kia Spectra: I learned nothing from the Hyundai Elantra
Lincoln Navigator: I don't bother comparing gas prices
Lincoln Town Car: I have always wanted to own a Lincoln even uglier than their 1958 line-up
Maybach: I will beat you up if you ask me if I am a professional athlete.
Mazda Miata: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
Mercury Grand Marquis: I live for bridge and covered supper dishes
Mercedes 600SL: I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph
Mini: I have seen
The Italian Job 25 times
MINI: I have seen
The Italian Job 25 times
Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII: I eat Subaru WRX's for breakfast
MGB: I am dating a mechanic
Nissan Altima: I don't know what it means, either
Nissan Maxima: I am still in the closet
Nissan Sentra: I am an accountant and I voted for John McCain
Nissan Tsuru: Soy contable y voté por Felipe Calderon.
Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings
Oldsmobile Cutlass: I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts
Oldsmobile Cutlass Cruiser: I get carsick driving minivans
Oldsmobile Delta 88 Diesel: I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Plymouth Neon: I enjoy the Macarena
Plymouth Voyager: I am still a soccer mom
Pontiac Aztek: I am getting paid to drive this thing
Pontiac Firebird: I still watch Rockford Files reruns
Pontiac Trans Am: I have a switchblade in my sock
Pontiac Vibe: I have always wanted to drive the Toyota Matrix of American compact wagons
Porsche 928: I am dating big-haired women who would otherwise be inaccessable to me
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow: I think Maggie Thatcher is a touch too Whig for me
Rover 3500: I am married to a mechanic
SAAB 900: I do not care about J.D. Powers or his surveys
Saturn ION: I do not care about Car and Driver or Automobile Magazine or their road tests
Saturn
Saturn SL2: I made it to a gathering in Spring Hill
Saturn VUE: I have always wanted to own the Saturn of SUVs
Scion xB: I know what "all your base are belong to us" means
Subaru WRX: I eat Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII's for lunch
Suzuki Grand Vitara I do not want to know what it means
Toyota Camry: I have always wanted to own the Chevrolet Biscayne of Japanese family sedans
Toyota Corolla: I teach second grade and I voted for Sarah Palin for Vice President
Toyota Echo: I have always wanted to own a Japanese compact even uglier than the Datsun 710
Toyota Matrix: I have always wanted to own the Pontiac Vibe of Japanese compact wagons
Toyota Prius: I have seen An Inconvenient Truth 25 times
Toyota Sienna: I have heard Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie 25 times
Volkswagen Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
Volkswagen Cabriolet: I am out of the closet
Volkswagen Jetta: I enjoy putting out engine fires
Volkswagen Microbus: I am tripping right now
Volkswagen New Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Vokswagen Touareg: I can't pronounce it, either
Volvo (any): I will beat you up if you ask me about that @#!$%^!
Everclear song
Volvo 740 Wagon: I am afraid of my wife
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British cars in general,
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That Didn't Make It
Acura Integra: I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune selling the engine to some kid with a Civic.
BMW 745 (2003): I have always wanted to own the Pontiac Aztek of German Luxury Sedans
Chevrolet Cavalier coupe: I start 11th grade in the fall
Ford Ranchero: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Lexus LS400: I am the lawyer suing the owner of the Infiniti Q45
Mercury Mariner: I am afraid of my wife
Opel Vectra: Ich habe wünschte immer zu eigenem den Saturn LS300 Chevrolet Malibu Saturn Aura der deutschen Familie
sedans.LS300 Aura: I am in the Federal Witness Protection program
Saturn SL1: I hope someday to make it to a gathering in Spring Hill
